Wow, okthis is going to sound really dorky, but I have noticed more and more a lot of great shows and movies on Oxygen TV. TalkSex, Girls behaving badly, & Bliss have pushed me over. It was impressive at first with the Xena, not a fan, but knowing what women want... not like that's some big secret or anything... just interesting to see that with La Femme Nikita, different world, and Cybill. Good movies like Chasing Amy are on all the time.

Talk Sex with Sue Johanson kicks ass. I forgive her for being from Canadia, and she beats the ever living shit out of (not funny)Adam Corolla, and mother hating and mother resenting Laura Schletechetszner. Know how everyone says Love Line would be great if ya just got rid of Adam? That is what this is!!! Best part, she shares my opinions on a lot of stuff where Dr. Drew is just narrow minded. The format is a bit crude, but once you get past that, it is frank and sincere. Talk all the (few) really good pieces of love line when it was brand new, and don't fuck with it, and then maybe actually find someone intellegent to host.

I can't wait to catch 'All I want To Do" tomorrow night.

Btw, if you ever tell anyone I watch Oxygen... remind them about the porn (Bliss).

HALO tomorrow night, April 3rd! Bring $5 for drinks, or $10 for pizza.
See ya there!

Wow, fresh corned beef. Yummy. Corned beef and cabbage for those whom did not know, is my favorite dish ever. Of course you can go to the store and buy corned beef, but that couldn't be nearly as much fun as making your own from scratch. So basically where as I could buy the corned beef and be eating it a few hours from now, 2 weeks from today I will have corned beef. Doh! Oh well, all in the life of a chef.

Hmmm... more movies that have been on over the last few days that havn't sucked:

Kiss of the Dragon - Jet Lee is so adorable. Jackie Chan has his adorably cute moments, but he doesn't have a deep soft sensitive look that Jet Lee has. Ok, gonna drop it now. *sigh*

A.I. - Kudos to Jude Law

The Time Machine - A cute not too terribly insulting adaptation of the book. Instant classic... you would think... but isn't. Good movie.

Shallow Hal - Not as bad as it looks. if you thought this movie would totally suck, you would enjoy it. if it looked god, you will still like it. Yeah... so see it.

Play-Mate Of The Apes - BAD BAD BAD Cheesy porn. As much as I usually love bad cheesy porn, this goes way way too far. It would disgustingly halarious if you cut out the so bad not worth watching sex scenes and just focused on the really bad but so bad it is funny and worth watching plot, it would be great with a group of your closest perverted ass hole friends. Sooo... if you come by it, record it, and be prepared to fast forward. The only thing that makes it a bit diffucult to watch it thsty the women are beyond painfully unattractive. Also, you may want to be doing something else.. it isn't particularly captivating, just momentsa that make for good background noise. You have been warned.

Ali - Worth seeing, but not noteworthy. Highly recommended.

Judge Dredd - BAD BAD BAD Movie. DON'T SEE IT!!!

Ok, so I am sure there has been other crap on I havn't payed attention to that has sucked or not... but whatever.
Btw, God Bless to Ryan and protect him in these hard times. While nothing is expected to happen, I find it very noble he is standing up to defend his home town from terrorism. This has insipred too many conversations of 'Would you take up arms for Mountain View?' Whoohoo, go MV/PA Militia. See ya soon Ryan.

Btw, any and all who need a barbecue, or know someone looking to buy one, PA Barbecues Galore is the only place to go!!! GO SHAWN!!! Talk to him! He'll get you the best your money can buy and afford.

Hmm... anything else interesting, or what not? Hmm... my truch is fixed. Whoohoo. Yeah.

Country Time Lemonaide, Whahoo!!! Good stuff.

Yeah...

Hmmm... "Mad Love" w/ Drew Barrymore(1995). Interesting movie. Little freaky, and I probably would have enjoyed it quite a bit more if I hadn't had a little too much personal experience with that type of crap. Ok, I personally think between gorgous and intellectual and sweet that Drew Barrymore is my goddess... would do anything if she asked me too just cause. Does that really push guys as far as to put of with crap as bad as THAT?!? I know for a fact that guys will, I know guys personally that are comparably as bad as the chick in this movie... but I'll save from actually naming people to spare their feelings. Btw, if you think you might be one of these people, DON'T SEE THIS MOVIE :)

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Oh god, ok why not. I guess I asked for it by taking the test in thr first place. Anyway, check it out for yourself.

Thanks for the laugh from this girl. :)

My roomate showed me this last night. Funniest shit I have seen in a long time. I think this is exactly why I stopped going to chat rooms when i was 14 yrs. old. Anyway, take a look at the award winning,The Parlor

Just as a note, not quite as fantastical as above, but if you have ever desired very powerful drugs, but don't like putting toxins into your body either orally or interveinously, take a shot at these. The music alone has a similar effect, and the visuals may cause perminent brain damage. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!

Ok, old e-mail that has made it's round more then once, but still funny. Next time you think you are having a bad day, just tink of Rob. Without further ado, more stupid e-mail forwards cluttering my mail box, straight to you.

<<< The next time you have a bad day at work... think of this guy.  Rob is a commercial saturation diver for Global Divers in Louisiana.  He performs underwater repairs on offshore drilling rigs. Below is an E-mail he sent to his sister. She then sent it to The X, 103.2 FM in FtWayne IN, that was sponsoring a "worst job experience" contest. Needless to say, she won.

Hi Sue,
Just another note from your bottom-dwelling brother. Last week I had a bad day at the office. I know you've been feeling down lately at work, so I thought I would share my dilemma with you to make you realize it's not so bad after all. Before I can tell you what happened to me, I first must bore you with a few technicalities of my job. As you know, my office lies at the bottom of the sea. I wear a suit to the office. It's a wetsuit. This time of year the water is quite cool. So what we do to keep warm is this: we have a diesel powered industrial water heater. This $20,000 piece of equipment sucks the water out of the sea. It heats it to a delightful temperature. It then pumps it down to the diver through a garden hose, which is taped to the air hose. Now this sounds like a darn good plan, and I've used it several times with no complaints. What I do, when I get to the bottom and start working, is take the hose and stuff it down the back of my wetsuit. This floods my whole suit with warm water. It's like working in a Jacuzzi. Everything was going well until all of a sudden, my butt started to itch.   So, of course, I scratched it. This only made things worse. Within a few seconds my butt started to burn. I pulled the hose out from my back, but the damage was done. In agony I realized what had happened.  The hot water machine had sucked up a jellyfish and pumped it into my suit.  Now since I don't have any hair on my back, the jellyfish couldn't stick to it. However, the crack of my butt was not as fortunate. When I scratched what
I thought was an itch, I was actually grinding the jellyfish into my butt. I informed the dive instructor of my dilemma over the communicator. His instructions were unclear due to the fact that he, along with 5 other divers, were all laughing hysterically.  Needless to say I aborted the dive. I was instructed to make 3 agonizing in-water decompression stops totaling 35 minutes before I could reach the surface to begin my chamber dry decompression.  When I arrived at the surface, I was wearing nothing but my brass helmet.  As I climbed out of the water, the medic, with tears of laughter running down his face, handed me a tube of cream and told me to
rub it on my butt as soon as I got in the chamber. The cream put the fire out, but I couldn't poop for 2 days because my rectum was swollen shut.  So, next time you're having a bad day at work, think about how much worse it would be if you had a jellyfish shoved up your butt.  Now repeat to yourself, "I love my job, I love my job, I love my job." >>>

Wow, ok. Too many movies recently, but I just saw another great one. And just because it is a movie everyone has already seen and I am the last one to see it doesn't mean it will stop me from talking my ass off about it. "Sweet November". Sweet soft fuzzy movie about a couple really screwed up people who fall in love under weird circumstances. Ok, so not what you may find in a review guide, but it is the cutest romantic movie I can't wait to force my next sweet romance to watch. :)

Ok, next order of buisness. For those of you who didn't hear (likely few, but none the less...) I wrecked my car last friday. Totally sucked ass, and if you want to hear about it call and ask. It would seem as though the expense, despite being a whole lot less then expected, does not appear to be economically viable. I had a LOT of really great memories in that truck, memories that will be with me for the rest of my life. I want something new. My 21st birthday is comming up in a little over a month. I think for something I am going to love for new and new future... or what have you, despite the circumstance of how this came about, this is going to be serindipidous. Anyway, not going to say more till I get things figured out a bit more.

Love and care to the world.

Halo online was awsome last night. Sure makes a difference hosting or not. kicked ass when it was us hosting, sucked ass when we wern't.

Anyway, next party this thursday night for a reminder. March 20th. $10 is good for drinks and pizza as usual. See ya there.

Wow, I just saw rthe most adorable movie. Love & Sex. Came out in 2000, so most likely not too difficult to find. A relation-starved magazine writer (Famke Janssen) finds a cynical painter (Jon Favreau) on whom to feast, but keeps leaving the table with a bad taste in her mouth. Feature debut for writer-director Valerie Breiman. I will definatly look for her work in the future. Was on HBO Zone East for anyone that has it, look it up.